SYNOPSIS
What do an average high street Italian restaurant and a respectable London literary agency have in common? The answer is John Samson - unsuccessful screenwriter, fantasist and lately, dishwasher.

Unsuccessful, that is, until now. When literary agents Messrs Sykes and Oliver receive John's latest unsolicited script, they realise they possess a diamond in the rough. With a quick rewrite there could be big bucks in it for all. Naturally John is thrilled. He has only to quit his dishwashing job and focus on the second draft.

This is not as easy as it sounds.

Lurking in the restaurant's basement is the Chef, lord of the kitchen and quite possibly psychotic. Upstairs, the two Managers - stony eyed, suited and entirely humourless. And then the Waitress - attractive, flirtatious and flighty. The problem is, all of them have taken a big shine to John. He is quite simply the best dishwasher they have ever had - and they are not about to let him leave.

Alternately savaged, intimidated, threatened and wooed, John's experience in the restaurant's underbelly becomes increasingly nightmarish and bizarre as he is caught up in a whirlwind of torture, guns, dead meat and dishes.

And if that isn't enough, he also hasn't reckoned on how far his new agents are prepared to go in order to collect their precious second draft…